Match Report WRFC Vs Plymouth Parkway

Willand vs. Plymouth Parkway

As Willand enters the second of a trifecta of Devon Derbies in the month of November, I’ve been asking myself the question that has (probably) been at the forefront of everyone’s mind.

Do Derby County have a Derby?

The answer, of course, is yes. It’s Nottingham Forest.

However, it appears that Leicester City and Notts County share this distinction.

So the question should possibly be this: Is the Derby County derby game a derby game for their derby opponents?

And then it got me thinking about what actually defines a derby as such? A true derby isn’t just about geographic proximity; it’s a clash fuelled by fierce competition and local pride, igniting a unique passion among fans. Deep-rooted histories, and sometimes even political undertones, shape derbies beyond mere proximity, adding an extra edge to these intense encounters.

The term “derby” is thought to have originated from the town it shares a name with, where the mediaeval game of “Shrovetide football” saw rival parishes battling it out in an early, often chaotic version of football. Over time, “derby” came to mean any intensely contested game between neighbouring teams and quickly became an essential part of English culture. As clubs formed across England in the 19th century, these local rivalries took root, with regional pride and bragging rights electrifying the passion. With the establishment of the English Football League in 1888, these matchups became more formalised and gained even greater significance, and the quintessentially British concept of a derby spread globally, with nearly every footballing nation embracing its own fierce rivalries.

To those who live them, each derby game is set on an equal footing, but much like in life, some contests have become more equal than others. Were you to ask the average fan on a Devon terrace to name some of the country’s fiercest derbies, he might first head north to Glasgow, where the religious and social divides between Celtic and Rangers contribute to an intensity that transcends the match itself.

Then, he might travel south to the capital, where London’s 16 league clubs present a derby on nearly every corner. However, some argue that the concept of a derby in the big smoke has become diluted due to the large number of teams in one city, making it too frequent and varied to match the intensity of rivalries in smaller cities.

Beyond the capital, he might recall the fierce city rivalries in Manchester and Liverpool, where only two clubs command loyal armies of fans. Or, perhaps he’d think of Sheffield, Bristol, and Birmingham, where each clash brings with it a heightened sense of local pride and history, enhanced by fewer teams and a more concentrated sense of identity.

Back in the Southwest, there is, of course, the A38 Derby between Exeter City and Plymouth Argyle. Named for the road connecting these two Devon cities, this derby may not have the global reputation of big-city clashes, but it carries fierce local significance, and city centres are best avoided when matchday arrives.

The fluid nature of what qualifies as a derby reflects the unique complexity of these rivalries. For some clubs, the opponent is an obvious choice; for others, it shifts with league standings and changing loyalties.

What makes derbies special is that they aren’t defined by prestige—they’re about community, pride, and bragging rights that echo far beyond the final whistle. Above all, a derby is a place where both heroes and villains are forged.

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Silver Street in the Devon Bowl may not be the Milan derby at the San Siro, but for both teams, it’s a vital chance to compete for silverware, particularly significant for the Willand the current holders and never proclaimed ‘Pride of Devon’

As with most cup games, there were changes afoot for the home team, with Phil Mendonca, Josh Baker, and Reece Shanley starting, along with Aidam Whifield, who, according to some club sources, started twice.

The visitors also rang the changes, including a starting position for manager Chris McPhee at the heart of the Parkway defence.

The game started at a pace as brisk as the night was cold, with Willand looking to make a breakthrough in the early stages, Baker finding only the side netting after some good work.

Baker should then have done better in the 30th minute, finding himself through on goal after some good Willand play, but the striker could only fire his shot into the body of Griffiths in the Parkway goal, who did well to stay big as the striker bore down on him.

The match took a turn to the surreal in the 39th minute with the sending off of McPhee, a straight red for an elbow. The free kick had originally been given the way of the visitors, before the assistant summoned the referee and dutifully informed him of the Parkway manager’s misdemeanour. Although it was probably the right decision overall, the flailing appendage didn’t appear to be malicious but rather an unfortunate consequence of some earlier jostling and to his credit, the departing centre half took the time to calmly explain his position to the Willand bench as he headed towards the dressing room.

Despite the numerical disadvantage, Parkway managed to keep the scoreline level as the first half concluded goalless.

HT – Willand 0 – Plymouth Parkway 0

The second half saw Willand take advantage of the extra man and play on the front foot, with Parkway happy to sit and try to hit their opponents on the break. The game of cat and mouse continued throughout the half, with the home team winning a number of corners and free kicks without ever troubling the Parkway goal.

Willand’s persistence finally paid off in the 86th minute, as fans from all sides were contemplating a penalty shootout in the ever-dropping temperatures, with one of the Whitfields finding themselves at the end of a corner, his deft header sending the home fans into raptures of celebration.

Willand almost increased the lead in the next attack, some outstanding footwork from the excellent Mendonca setting him free only to see his weak shot fall into the grasp of Griffiths.

No doubt conscious of the time, the Parkway keeper quickly launched the ball up field, where it eventually landed with Wragg, who fired a shot from a full 25 yards that nestled in the far corner of the Willand net, as some celebrations were dramatically cut short and others began.

FT – Willand 1 – Plymouth Parkway 1

And so to penalties.

I noted earlier that derby games are where both heroes and villains are forged, and with the villainous role already cast, maybe it was time to find a hero?

Unfortunately for Willand, the hero appeared in the form of Parkway keeper Griffiths, who pulled off excellent saves for two of the first three Willand penalties, with the other crashing off the bar.

Mendonca’s goal and Parkway’s first miss kept things interesting for a while, but it was too little, too late, and when the visitors’ fifth penalty went in, Willands’ hold on the trophy was finally loosened.

FT – Plymouth Parkway win on penalties

Match Preview WRFC Vs Plymouth Parkway

Match Preview
Willand Rovers v Plymouth Parkway – St Luke’s Bowl

A break from Southern League action this midweek as the attention turns to the retention of the St. Luke’s Bowl as we kick off our cup campaign with a visit from Southern Premier League side Plymouth Parkway this Wednesday in a 7:30 KO.

In the second of two Devon Derby within a space of several days, the first one succeeded and three points on the board for David Steele’s men as the difference was settled with a Harvey Dorothy goal rolling into the bottom right to help turnover the previous week’s struggles and put us back on track in the league.

Parkway haven’t had a fantastic start to their season, currently finding themselves in the relegation zone so a chance at some cup football and to change things up is a welcome break for Chris McPhee who is at the helm at Bolitho Park. Though their fortunes had turned around at the weekend with a mammoth result over Marlow, just the 5 goals against a fellow relegation opponent.

One to look out for in the opposition is youngster James Watts-Barceia who has taken well to the Southern League after linking up with Parkway from Peninsula East side Bovey Tracey over the summer after a successful spell of football in the 10th tier and for an 18-year-old scoring on a week to week basis, he is certainly a threat upfront.

This isn’t the first meeting between both sides in the 24/25 campaign as we welcomed our visitors back in July during pre-season where it was a respectable draw between Rovers and Parkway to boost both clubs preparations going into their campaigns.

As it is St Luke’s Bowl, there is a reduced entry for this fixture with all tickets standing at £5 so let’s pack the street for another fantastic Willand Wednesday with us unbeaten midweek at home all of this season so far.

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Match Report Tavistock Vs WRFC

Rovers’ first Devon Derby of the 24/25 campaign saw David Steele’s men travel down to West Devon to take on a struggling Tavistock who in their most recent game in midweek suffered a heavy defeat to Bemerton Heath and were looking to ignite their spark on a cold Saturday afternoon at Langsford Park.

In the early stages, Owen Howe and Harvey Dorothy linked up for a quick one-two and Owen’s shot hit the crossbar. Howe would go again to try to open the scoring with him through on goal until the linesman flagged up for offside, denying the forward his second opportunity of the afternoon.

Tavistock then tried digging for a shot of their own as Iestyn Harris was in a good area of space for the shot where George Burton tried clearing his lines but the ball fell back to Tavistock Man to try and tuck away with Burton recovering quickly enough but the shot is wide.

In quite potentially a first in football, Tavistock manager Stuart Henderson was sent for an early bath of his own but for a rather bizarre reason with him backheeling the ball after it had gone out. Still 11 men on the field but the Lamb’s assistant now has to take charge.

Close to the first again, Harvey Dorothy received the ball inside the box where he tried to find a creative shot with a turn towards the far corner of the net but the ball was dragged wide on this occasion.

Rovers would continue to test the Tavistock backline in the first half with a good save from Tavistock goalkeeper Aaron Dearing as Owen Howe turns his man as the ball comes over the top and shoots towards the comer and Dearing gets down well.

George Burton was then called upon before the break with Tallan Burns attempting to whip the ball towards the back post and George claimed the ball with ease to deny the Tavvy number 7.

One last occasion in the first half sprung up from close range from Willand as Ross Edwards was in the box and got his shot off but it was somehow cleared off of the line from Dearing, a sigh of relief for all involved.

Half-time at Langsford Park and it ends as a 0-0 draw with Willand Rovers being slightly on top with a lot of chances for both sides.

Going into the second half, Tavistock looked hungry to grab a goal with a shot towards the bottom corner with Liam Prynn contributing an attempt towards the far corner but George Burton gets down well to parry it out for a corner.

Rovers would then break the deadlock in the 59th minute with Harvey Dorothy scoring from a very tight angle as he took the ball around the keeper 3 and all Tavistock could do was try to block it but it wasn’t enough to keep the Wizard of Willand out on this occasion, bringing his season tally to eight of the Southern League campaign.

George Burton would stun the entirety of the ground as Ruben Kane took a thundering shot on the turn that looks to be rifled into the top corner but George parried it onto the post denying the young Tavistock forward.

Ashton Hewitt tried to add a goal to the rally himself with the low-driven shot from range that Dearing had to deal with on the floor as the shot came off of the Lamb’s keeper.

George Burton would be required again in the late stages as Tavistock pulled the ball back into the box for Luke Steer whose shot is central to the goal which makes it a bit easier for George Burton to collect.

Tavistock would try to pile on the pressure in the final stages of this matchup but it wasn’t to be on the afternoon as Rowan Clarke blew up the whistle after 6 minutes of added time and it was another three on the board for Willand.

David Steele showed his delight for the three points in the post-match interview with Club Journalist Leon Brooke and turned his attention to the next big matchup as we take on another Devon side in Plymouth Parkway on Wednesday in the Bayside Graphics St. Luke’s Bowl in a 7:30 KO down at Silver Street.

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Match preview Tavistock FC Vs WRFC

Willand Rovers vs Tavistock AFC match preview.

On Saturday Rovers travel down to the Devon – Cornwall border as we take on an unpredictable Tavistock AFC, after coming off a 5-1 defeat to Bermerton Heath Harlequins as well as winning 2-1 against Mousehole. Rovers with a current record of 3 wins 6 draws and 4 losses have not been too clinical with how they finish games where they have been ahead this season 4 of those have led the village men to not take away all 3 points.

After Saturday’s tough loss to Bashley which made it two 1-0 losses in a row, David Steele and his men will look to make a big difference this weekend with a lot of frustration out of last week’s game where Rovers kept on knocking but couldn’t get the goal in the end as a hoard of shot went at the Bashley keepers way. A disappointed David Steele said: “We could have been there until midnight tonight and not got the two goals we needed.”

There are two main players for Tavistock frontman Liam Prynn who scored 13 goals in all competitions this year. The ex-Torquay man went on loan to Bideford in the 2022/23 season and had a brilliant season there finishing as the top scorer in the southern league. Alex Battle is another player to look out for, the 25-year-old was previously on the books at Plymouth Argyle and Crawley Town, and he also finished as the club’s joint-top goal scorer last season.

The last time out between the two sides was on a cold February Wednesday evening in Tavistock where Willand came out the victors with a 3-1 win over the Lambs with Joshua Baker, Douglas Camilo and Charlie Wright scoring for the village men and Liam Prynn scoring for the hosts.

Match report WRFC Vs Bashley F.C

Willand Vs Bashley

 

“Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.”

 

This line, from American poet Ella Wheeler Wilcox and her poem “Solitude,” is often quoted to convey the idea that people are more drawn to happiness than misery, which can be a delicate balance when it comes to supporting a non-league football team.

 

Comedians are always trying new things in their search for the perfect laugh, a quest which I took upon myself this week, but it’s important to distinguish between “perfect” and “funniest,” with the latter being entirely subjective.

 

If you were to ask me today what the funniest joke was, I would refer you to American comedian Ryan Goodcase and his story of purchasing a Boomerang from Amazon, only to return it and order another ad infinitum.

 

The perfect joke, though, transcends the notion of ‘funny’ and becomes something more ethereal, or at least something based on scientific scrutiny.

 

Developed by Dr. Helen Pilcher, the formula for the “perfect joke” is relatively simple;

 

c=(m+n0)/p

 

The formula calculates a joke’s funniness (c) by balancing comic moments (m), pratfalls (n0), and puns (p). The comic moment integrates the humour of the punchline with the length of the build-up, implying that longer setups require fewer humorous punchlines, while shorter setups necessitate sharper ones, while moments of physical comedy enhance the humour.

 

And as we all know, puns detract from humour in all its elements by prompting groans instead of laughs and should be avoided at all costs.

 

The formula not only provides a mathematical approach to humour but it also highlights the evolution of comedic styles over time. British comedians like Morecambe and Wise embodied slapstick humour, using pratfalls and witty exchanges to entertain audiences. In these routines, physical humour and sharp punchlines fit the formula perfectly.

 

However, as audience tastes evolved, comedy shifted, particularly in the 1970s and 1980s, toward alternative comedy—a style rooted in political and social commentary that challenged formulaic jokes. Comedians like The Young Ones, Alexei Sayle, and Ben Elton embraced humour as a tool for satire, skewering classism, politics, and stereotypes. Here, the ideal joke was less about pure laughter and more about provoking thought, appealing to a generation that craved both entertainment and insight.

 

The 1990s saw another shift with comedians like Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, who brought surrealism to the forefront. Shows like Shooting Stars abandoned traditional setups and punchlines, instead using randomness and absurdity to keep audiences guessing. This era showed that humour could be just as effective—and “perfect”—in nonsensical forms, with jokes designed to be unpredictable rather than neatly structured.

 

Today, British comedy combines these influences, weaving slapstick, alternative comedy, and surrealism to engage audiences in fresh ways.

 

The formula for the perfect joke remains elusive, evolving alongside comedy itself as comedians continuously seek new ways to surprise and challenge viewers. But I think I’ve found it.

 

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With both Allen and Hewitt missing through suspension, it was a changed Willand side that took the field to face visitors Bashley, their places taken by Rooke and Miller in a squad that also saw Nathan Byrne return to the bench.

 

Both teams entered the match eager to recover from their recent setbacks, with Willand losing to Shaftsbury in the final minute midweek, while Bashley suffered a 4-0 reverse to Exmouth at home.

 

There was an early chance for redemption for the home team as Rooke stayed strong to get on to a Howe through ball before his shot hit the foot of either the post or Allan in the Bashley goal, depending on your angle and your notepad.

 

Willand continued on the front foot, only to be affronted by the familiar foe of a lack of a final pass, joined this week by the interjection of the referee’s whistle, in a foreshadowing of what was to come.

 

Willand continued to dominate the early exchanges, and the first chance for the visitors came in the 18th minute following a corner, with the ball falling to Holmes, whose shot may well still be travelling as you read this.

 

Rover’s best chance of the half came in the 24th minute; a good free kick routine culminated with Wellington putting the shot past Allan only to see the ball cleared off the line.

 

As the match proceeded, Bashley started to take control, with Walster and Walker coming close to opening the scoring before the pressure finally paid off in the 29th minute. Holmes found himself one-on-one with Burton before side-footing the ball to an unmarked Delaney, who made no mistake from in front of goal.

 

Willand nearly found the equaliser in the dying moments of the half, Wellington doing well down the left before pulling the ball back to Howe, who saw his shot well saved by Allan at the base of his post.

 

Half Time – Willand 0 – Bashley 1

 

Willand came out in the second half with renewed purpose but with nothing more than a pocket full of corners to show for it, and it was the visitors who nearly extended the lead in the 57th minute.

 

Willand were awarded a free kick on the edges of what seemed like a very wide penalty area that quickly morphed into a Bashley chance as they broke past the halfway line, somehow outnumbering the Willand defence. Fortunately for the home team, Burton was on hand to make the save and save the blushes of what appeared to be a training ground fas pas.

 

In truth, the rest of the game passed with little to report, aided by some excellent game management from the visitors and some decisions by the officials. David Steele and his team will rue not taking advantage while they were on top, as well as the 5 yellow card suspension rule, but in the end, there was very little to be happy with and absolutely nothing to laugh at.

 

As for the best joke in the world;

 

Why did the dead chicken cross the road?

 

Full Time – Willand 0 – Bashley 1

Match Preview WRFC Vs Bashley F.C

Match Preview
Willand Rovers v Bashley FC

Rovers welcome Bashley to the Stan Robinson Stadium on Saturday as they look to secure another huge three points on home soil as we push into November.

It’s been back-to-back away trips for David Steele’s men before this fixture as Rovers visited Evesham and walked away with all three points but the trip to Shaftesbury wasn’t so memorable with former EFL veteran Brett Pitman bagging for the hosts on his second debut for the club to seal the points for the hosts.

Moving into the game at hand, the Stags currently sit in 7th in the league which finds them just outside the playoff zone after a handful of good seasons within the league, Bash will want to push on this season as most of their rivals of years gone by are now either in the division above or below.

Dave Lewis’ men struggled in their most recent game on Tuesday as Exmouth Town pulled a convincing win over the hosts on the night but that is a minor blip for The Bash with so far this season they have still turned over the majority of the promotion and playoff favourites so they cannot be underestimated.

One to watch for the visitors on Saturday is midfielder Luke Delaney who has already banged 5 goals this season and helped the Hampshire outfit to some handy wins in their bid to push on into the seventh tier.

Last time out between both sides it was a cold March afternoon with the hosts securing all three down Silver Street with Luke Delaney and now Plymouth Parkway striker Frankie Monk adding to their tallies.

Rovers are yet to beat Bashley in the Southern League so could Saturday finally be the time when we make new history and add another three points onto the board as we head into another tough month of fixtures and the start of the St. Luke’s Campaign?

All to play for.

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